if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via awesomephilia)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via pizza)
T for tender
he opens the door on the fucking hinges side
Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?
(Source: gifmovie, via poonyhearts)
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via surprisingmomentss)
anime parents must be so confused like
“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
(Source: thegiantsquids, via surprisingmomentss)
swaggin my way downtown
twerkin fast
bitches pass
and im hoodbound
(Source: circletines, via iamnachofriend)
